The Bass Pro guy and small-penis humiliation

 I don't mean to make light of mental illness. Still, I think it would be hot if I were paraded through a crowded store, stark naked, with my hands cuffed behind my back, so everyone could see my small penis. It would be hotter still if someone took a video that went viral, so people worldwide and forevermore would know that I have a small penis. I can imagine being out in public and having strangers recognize me and remark on my small penis to my face.